The Farmers Cock

The Farmers Cock Farmer Bob went to town to buy himself a cock but little did he know his cock would run amok. Released amongst the hens cock hastily bonked each one "randy bugger" said farmer Bob but cock still wasn't done. In a field yonder Bob kept his wooly sheep and stealthily towards them cock began to creep. Leaping into action cock humped a startled lamb then humped his way through the rest this cock don't give a damn. Cock's still very rampant so he headed to the cows and with his shameless thrusting through every cow he ploughed. Cock staggered from the cow shed unsteadily looked around he saw some crows were circling then fell dead upon the ground. Farmer Bob walked to cock and saw that he was dead "your fault, dirty bird" said Bob "the crows shall now be fed" Cock was laying very still but opened up one eye, and whispered to farmer Bob "Shhh, the crows are about to land" 17.01.2012