The Great Equiliser.

Bow down before me. Yes, that means you too! Each and every one of you, all of you will do. No-one escapes my wrath so cold. I have no preferance who I take. Kings and queens and emperors, all will feel my stake! It does not matter who you are. My evil spawns tales of dark lore. I’ll bring you to your knees again As so many times before. Commoners and presidents: Everyone must poo! Who am I, I hear you ask. My friends, I am the Loo!