Humour

The Nag 
Say "Please" and "Thank you", don't be so rude, 
And look both ways when you cross the street. 
Please close your mouth when you chew your food. 
Eat all your veggies, not just the meat. 
Elbows off of the table now, please. 
Remeber your manners, be polite. 
Cover your nose when you sneeze, 
And when you leave a room, turn out the light. 
You weren't born in a barn, go shut the door. 
No BB guns for you, you'll put out an eye! 
Put away your things, I can't see the floor. 
Clean up this room, it's such a pig sty! 
Mom's advice is sometimes hard to hear, 
She's annoying, abusive, and quite a drag. 
But you share her genes, so quake with fear, 
Cause someday you'll grow up to be a nag!