THE OUTER LIMITS

THE OUTER LIMITS * Fat plus LOUD = Thunderous applause As Inane spoutings Come bellowing out Like a frightened moose Lost in a storm Patriot proud and waving his flag * Evil rhetoric Transfixed minds As hypnotized eyes Stare you down blind metered megaphone as black hole opens rendering transfixed negative emotions Don't think now There is no need Watch Paris Hilton On your TV * Dancing with the stars Is THAT's what's important? I know all the answers you've never even thought of But this is one reason We should not inbreed Keep watching Michael Jackson on your TV keep watching Rush Dimbulb on your TV too * Annoying booms filled with fear and doom about 9-11 And old folks stew And make up lies To mask the truth But here's my plan Just do as I do We must at all costs Resist any change cause Those friggin liberals Are completely deranged * WordPlaya, August 2009 * There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. ….crrrrHisssssCrrrrHisssssss