The Scrollwhip

There's something sitting on top of my head! Won't somebody help me please?! It'sskulked up there for eight weeks now, and it's making me weak at the knees! When I try to think, it makes me forget, I can't recall my best friend's name! This thing is getting out of control, why God can't it be tame! This creature attatches itself to your hair, and once it has seen in your mind, it eats your thoughts whenever it can, your memories you will not find! The scrollwhip is dire, but no need to fear, you can keep this monster at bay, by washing your hair at least once a day, that will keep the scrollwhip away!