The Siren of Swindon!

Blonde and busty, Miss Dors...film star, The actress Diana, famed wide and far! The Siren of Swindon, her surname did suck... Came into the world...as Diana Fluck! Accolades many, were lavished upon her; Swindon Town Council, bestowed a great honour! The L in her surname, troubled the Mayor... "Let me not forget it!"...his fervent prayer! On the big day, the town hall was hushed; Gorgeous Diana...actually blushed! The Mayor'd stood up, with an audible grunt... "We warmly welcome...Miss Diana Clunt!"