THE TROUBLE WITH MEN PART 3

THE TROUBLE WITH MEN PART 3 * The trouble with men part three, Is that you have to make them THINK that they're free, to choose to do what they damn well please, as to why they are like that, it's a mystery to me! * As long as you let them THINK they are free, you can lead them around like a dog on a leash! When wanting something that was your idea initially, kindly remind them that it was their idea first! * Don't ever interrupt them when they are working, and if you must it better be damn important! For them their work defines who they are, That's why they can't be bothered with problems of yours. * They all practice the artof self-ideology, so when asking for help,use reverse psychology. Never ever let them see you cry, unless you are desperate, to get something you need, or you were expecting an apology! * It makes them upset because, they must keep it all in. I think sometimes, that's what makes some so mean. That's why it makes them upset, to see you cry, even though we are free to cry all the time! * Don't ever challenge them to anything, they're programmed to win, it's in their genes. For every fact you might know to be true, you must keep your superiority inside of you. * Don't everloose sight of letting him thinks he's the boss, though you yourself know,you're running the show! You must never loose sight of the bigger picture, Being complex like we are is hard on thesecreatures, * Being simple creatures, they are easy totame. They all miss their mothers, so spoil them some. They arealways hungry, they are creatures of habit. Their hormones dictatethat theyall breed like rabbits! * Don't ever bring up the health of the relationship What's there to talk about, he's there, is he not? You should be content and consoled with that, while busting your ass, to still remain hot! * Don't ever comment on their wandering eye, It'stheir nature to stare down every girl that walks by! Pay no attention, and eventuallyit will stop, When they are very old, andthey can'tget it up! * If they weren't all so sexy we could do without them and the gallant way they can pull at your heart strings If they weren't all so tender when they want to be If they didn't need us as much as we need them. * If we didn't feel so protected when in their strong arms If we weren't so consumed by their obvious charms If we weren't so in tune as to what's in their heads, We could whip them all soundly and put them to bed! * WordPlaya, March 2009