The World Is Fucked Up Pt. 3

Written By Glenn McCrary™ & Jon T. Jeffries The world is fucked up Because I am currently not dating But I'm the master and I got my bait Therefore I am masturbating The world is fucked up Like a pregnant cow Don't ask me why I don't even know how The world is fucked up Like a buck toothed kid named Timmy And all he knows Is gimme gimme gimme The world is fucked up Like an airport that's completely booked Or a prostitute One hit and she got ya hooked You might be big But your self esteem is minuscule And that's why in high school You were the center of ridicule The world is fucked up Like the song 'Linger' Because you got a PMSing bitch That's got you wrapped around her finger The world is fucked up Like a bumper without a sticker You saw a girl at the club And now you want to stick her The world is fucked up Like a persistent suck up Like a retarded kid Engaged in a butt fuck The world is fucked up Like illegal dope But the strange thing is I still smoke it though The world is fucked up Like a vertically challenged cheerleader What the fuck is up with her mom And where the hell did she breed her? The world is fucked up Like your grandmother's back I sit back and laugh As I watch my paper stack The world is fucked up Like an atheist praying I saw an ugly bitch And now I'm regurgitating The world is fucked up Like a woman with no breasts I think I need a drink For I am severely depressed By Glenn McCrary © 2009 Glenn McCrary (All rights reserved)