Humour

- Andrew, again you’re going 
 To smoke. 
__________- I’ve given up smoking, 
 Sir. 
____ - You have… What? Indeed! Are you making 
 A joke? When did I see you taking 
 A cigarette from… 
_______________- Peter gave me a cigar. 
 I’m allergic to cigarettes, they are far 
 Too bad for my poor health. 
- Ah, good health is above wealth! 
 So, Peter gives you only cigars now. 
 It’s very interesting. But how 
 Many cigars a day do you smoke? 
- Sir, only one. 
____________- Don’t you think it’s a joke?

To smoke or not to smoke? (A real story) .