To women 3. The 1st talking-machine

Once Thomas Alva Edison joked about the 1st talking-machine . She talks 50% faster than I can listen. (Old joke) . - Has anyone made a talking-machine? - Yes. The 1st was Edison, I think. - When did he make? _________________- I don’t know, Perhaps one hundred years ago. - Then God made his before Edison, But it can’t be switched off, my son.