Try This For Size!..

This one may evoke, a chuckle or cackle... New jocks for men, boosts size of their tackle! "Wondercup" to uplift, and cut out the squashing... Aussie addition, to man's next week's washing! For smokers in Glasgow, an uplifting mistake... Viagra for quitters, the pill they must take! But computer did err, for Zyban intended... The outcome of course, their willies extended! Does size really count? the age old debate... In India it does, at any rate! Smaller condoms we need, their medics say... Undersized members, the order of day! Wedding night blues, jealous hubby so dumb... His initials he branded, on young wifey's bum! Women's rights group, she went to complaining... Cops are quite firm: he must do some explaining! Motor car stopped, during zig zagging ride... Newly weds coupling, on top the bride! Frisky old groom, aged three score and ten... Old cock had found, a most willing hen! "Sex After 60"*, title of book... I took from the shelf, to sneak a quick look! Published by conman, or some other crank... For lo! and behold! all pages were blank! * I saw this book on sale at a well-known bookstore in Cape Town. All other incidents are based on, or inspired by, items in ananova.com