Two Peas in a Pod

would she care that he, though quite debonair had only one leg and two pairs of pants? perhaps she would I'd guess, if she'd known at all, his ails you see,she's quite blind though she loves those dark glasses, she keeps them nestled next to her pearly-whites. the ones that don't match, the very ones she uses to bite! oh Lord!, how it weakens his one rusty knee, he keeps telling himself he's gotta break free of that one legged hop each time she appears oh! his sweet Hulda Ann he moans softly to call, as he scratches his bald forehead, and swoons past the bingo hall would she care that he smiles with three missing teeth and that one lazy eye ... or would he notice his true love is blind? Bertha Bee, she's got her single blue eye on him, and a missing leg to boot! what Hulda Ann can't see is that her love for him is definitely not imagined but blessed to be, like two peas in a pod holding each other up in a world tripping and slipping on buttercups... ( A collaborative effort brought to you by alisa js and jason (Tharhawk)... Thanks, Jason! This was a lot of fun! ;-) )