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it’s necessary that when i go out to the coffee shops and bars that i sit strategically all exits visible in a sparsely populated section so as not to have my space invaded by the obscure and idiotic by the half-wits and the mad by the soulless and soulful drunks babbling mindlessly endlessly incessantly slurring their profound statements bottle after bottle of epiphany going down their boisterous jovial throats before their blade comes across it