Viva la difference!

An erudite couple, very well known... Co-author books, or write them alone. In one solo effort, she tried to explain How genders differ...(oh! no, not again!) A subject that never fails to perplex... How vastly disparate, are feelings on sex! Males, she found, about four times an hour... Let sexual thoughts their brain cells devour! He asked my opinion of his good lady's views; Epoch-making, or yesterday's news! "More than four times!" I said concisely... With which he concurred: "My thoughts precisely!" The plaintive cry of a captive turd...* Deadly silent, or audibly heard! Pungent emissions, as they waft by... Make one want to laugh or to cry! Digestive by-product, the ladies bewail... Not at all funny, as thought by the male! A fun thing, male bonding...thus men justify... This odious practice, as they let fly! *aka fart