Welcome To Hell !

One night I was drinkin` I must have been on the seventh cloud Beer, champagne and whiskey And the music was screamin` real loud Then at one time I was falling asleep And I must have been sleeping real deep One dude in a hood was there when I woke Couldn`t see his face but I heard as he spoke (Reaper) "- I am the reaper, I come for your soul Nothing can stop me, I`m breaking the wall Fall on your knees and cry if you please You must suffer hell for your evil deeds" Then he took me by the hand And down to hell we went Satan`s put on his cheapest smile He came to greet me, the great Lord Belial (Satan) "- Welcome to hell my friend This is the place where all the evil went If you avoid listening to God Here your soul will forever rot It`s not as bad as people say If you`ve been living the warrior`s way For a preacher it would be truly hell Family people hate it as well You see, in Hell you gotta do it right Gotta fuck some hookers every night But not before a few mugs of beer... Well I see your eye has sprung a tear" (Me) "- Tell me Satan is this really Hell ? `Cause it could be Heaven just as well I never dreamed I`d end up here Where I get to fuck whilst drinking beer" (Satan) "- My friend, Heaven`s just an empty place `Cause everything`s bad that has some taste You`re not allowed to drink or smoke Even sex is banned ! That place`s a joke. Some time ago I tried to change that place But all I got was a kick in the face Then I came down here and built this club Where people can smoke, drink and fuck ! I don`t think it`s bad if you`re being good If people had only understood... But sitting on a fuckin` cloud all day Playing harp is just too lame So maybe down here is not much light But we have metal concerts every night Beer and brandy flow in streams" (Me)"- This is the place of my fuckin` dreams !"