What a dangerous café!

- My dinner’s stolen, help! _______________________- Why? - You must… ____________- Sorry, Sir. What am I? A guard? ___________- No. Yet your sign says, “Watch your Hat and Coat”. _________________________- Yes. - What about dinners? Oh! I was looking at my coat When a thief stole my veal! - I see, by the way, Sir, your bill. - What bill? ___________- For your dinner. __________________________- Waiter, And you have the cheek to say that The bill’s mine!!! In your café Thieves steal, and clients must pay!