What Does It Take To Be Famous?

Written By Glenn McCrary™ & Jon T. Jeffries I have always dreamed Of becoming famous one day But I honestly don't know Exactly what it takes I could be a wrestler An actor or even a musician It's better than studying To become a mortician Hey I got to find someway To make a livin' Even if it involves Becoming a magician My talents will leave you With a deeply burning incision You know the good kind So why don't you just sit back Relax and unwind And listen to my words Come out like turds For my soul is as free As a flying bird I'm like a stain in the rug and to get rid of me You got to use bleach I'm way too high Far beyond your reach I'm pretty sure that something about me Is guaranteed to spark your attention Hopefully enough for you To bring my name into mention Because one day My name will be on billboards Heck maybe I might even get a chance To host The Kid's Choice Awards I'll make all the kids come running and screaming at me And with me they will never get bored I know one day soon That I will be famous And if you don't believe it Well then you are an ignoramus By Glenn McCrary © 2009 Glenn McCrary (All rights reserved)