When I Play Snooker With My Snake

When I play snooker with my snake, I use him as a cue, For every one shot that I take, He insists on taking two. When I go golfing with my snake, I use him as a club, I hit my ball into the lake, And his went in the scrub. When I go fishing with my snake, I use him as a rod, We dream while we are still awake, Of haddock, plaice, and cod.