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Do I loves ya like Moe loves Larry? 
Why, soitenly I do 
Do I loves ya though yer chin is hairy? 
Why, soitenly I do 
Would I marries ya at the drop of a hat 
Yer Shemp wit a hairlip, imagine dat 
Why, soitenly I do...I would 
But now yer sayin' 
That yer amscrayin' 
For some puddin head on the lamb 
Gave you the eye 
Now yer sayin' goodbye 
I'm gonna murda dat bumb I yam 
I still loves ya I do 
I was reminded of you 
When I watched Wild Kingdom this mornin' 
 
I'm a victim of soicumstance here 
 
If you get bored wit dat schmuck 
And need a good....nyuk! 
Will I be waitin' ? 
Why, soitenly my dear

Why Soitenly - A poem by Curly