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Worm Tube 
There I was on the dance floor pointing fingers 
And there you were on the dance floor eating Pringles 
And you said, ‘Want a Pringle?’ 
And I said, ‘No thanks.’ 
Maybe in another dimension I did accept 
And maybe I wore a tux and you a wedding dress 
And you said, ‘I do.’ 
And I said, ‘I do too.’ 
But that’s another dimension and I’m here now 
And I look at my wife, that hairy faced cow 
And she says, ‘Make a cuppa.’ 
And I say, ‘Okay dear.’ 
Oh if things had been just a little bit different 
And I’d opened that green tube of delicatessens 
And you’da said, ‘Your welcome.’ 
And I’da said, ‘Once you pop, you just can’t stop.’ 
What then I ask… 
What then?