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Another nonsensical load of..... Between poodles and strudels There’s time for canoodles With oodles of doodles as well But straddling while saddling Is harder than paddling Whilst jingling a loud ringing bell Even harder is jangling When you’re dingle-dangling Attending the bend in the lav But whatever we’re doing, Be it screwing or stewing Then oodles of fun, we shall have